Today the jumja stick vender was complaining about pieces of fluff that were sticking to her products. She said she was afraid we might have another vole infestation. After a little investigating I soon discovered the real culprit was Chief O’Brien. Whenever he came rushing past the jumja stall wearing that furry ancient Earth garb on his way to the Holosuite, the confections became covered in strands of the replicated fur. Nog didn’t seem to notice.
Constable Odo has just informed me that Dr. Bashir should also be considered a suspect.